“It was too hot outside.No work and no pay.
They were tired of sittin’ around, all damned day.

They grabbed their big coats, and walked to the store.
“Just to look,” Adam said. But both knew he meant more.

The Liquor Store owner remembered these two.
(Seeing them here, shows that’s not hard to do!)

The clerk kept her distance, watching Adam and Eve.
She saw what she saw, though hard to believe:

Adam stuffed Jameson, Eve’s Spandex, Blue Ribbon;
Finally confronted, both started a-fibbin’!

“She made me do it!” Adam cried,
“It was Adam’s idea!” Eve screeched.
Calling the cops, the Owner replied that the end of his patience was reached.”

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Comments
  1. Omg, you used the picture! After I pinned it to The Story board, I thought, ‘It’s kinda gross, I shouldn’t have bothered.’ You saved it by writing a great poem in rhymed couplets!

    The sad thing is that I’ve seen people like this at our local market. I’m not sure if there was any alcohol under their coats, but they looked like there was a lot of it on their shopping list. :-/

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